“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?” ― Charles Bukowski, Factotum
I’m Sean “Dobber” O’Feckit. Years ago, I came across the Bukowski quote and decided “that’s me, no ambition, but curious”. When the lads down at the local were needing an answer to settle some dispute they’d say “ask Dobber” and I’m usually pretty quick with an answer, not as quick as the Jeopardy contestants, but it has always been good for a free drink or two,or three… But now, this damn Artificial Intelligence combined with a smart phone is cutting into my pleasures, and I don’t take kindly to it. You go to a web site ask any question and get an answer, or even an image, in seconds. WTF! Of course, there’s a lot of fake stuff being passed around as original but what did they expect from today’s wankers? Can you tell I’m a wee bit upset? But as they say, whoever they are, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So, I built my own question and answer “tool” and I named it Ask Dobber.
Ask Dobber anything and I will give you an “answer”. Just remember, it’s all in good craic, which rhymes with…
Do not smell my personal information.
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